[Slice]!! (Slice!)

[Slice]!! (Slice!)

[Dice]!! (Dice!)

[Dice]!! (Dice!)

Them all right! (All right!)

Them all right! (All right!)

And feed the masses till they're stuffed!!! (oooh- oooh)

And feed the masses till they're stuffed!!! (oooh- oooh)

[Cook]!! (Cook!)

[Cook]!! (Cook!)

[Fry]!! (Fry!)

[Fry]!! (Fry!)

Fresh delight!! (Delight!)

Fresh delight!! (Delight!)

I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!!! (oooh- oooh)

I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!!! (oooh- oooh)

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!

Come one, come all, your chef is home!!!

Come one, come all, your chef is home!!!

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!

And even when I claim my throne

And even when I claim my throne

They still… Hunger for more…

They still… Hunger for more…

So grab a plate

So grab a plate

Come get a taste

Come get a taste

Of scrambled pain

Of scrambled pain

Right down into its core

Right down into its core

My guests remain unsatisfied

My guests remain unsatisfied

Until you're flayed alive!!!

Until you're flayed alive!!!

So go and grow that appetite

So go and grow that appetite

And join your teammates for a bite!!!

And join your teammates for a bite!!!

Builderman, your buildin’s got nothin’ on scorchin’ ovens!!!!

Builderman, your buildin’s got nothin’ on scorchin’ ovens!!!!

“Put dispenser here” And then I'll cook you by the dozen!!

“Put dispenser here” And then I'll cook you by the dozen!!

Pizza boy wants a piece of me? I won't fight fair!

Pizza boy wants a piece of me? I won't fight fair!

Pullin’ up to builder brothers, turn it to another kitchen NIGHTMARE!!!!

Pullin’ up to builder brothers, turn it to another kitchen NIGHTMARE!!!!

Two time, stay strapped in

Two time, stay strapped in

‘Cause my KNIFE puts the SLASH into “They slash Them”

'Cause my KNIFE puts the SLASH into “They slash Them”

Aw Chance, bad luck! That’s not your fault!!

Aw Chance, bad luck! That’s not your fault!!

Now I’ll serve you well done with a pinch of salt, YEAH!!!

Now I’ll serve you well done with a pinch of salt, YEAH!!!

[Slice]!! (Slice!)

[Slice]!! (Slice!)

[Dice]!! (Dice!)

[Dice]!! (Dice!)

Them all right! (All right!)

Them all right! (All right!)

And feed the masses till they're stuffed!!! (oooh- oooh)

And feed the masses till they're stuffed!!! (oooh- oooh)

[Cook]!! (Cook!)

[Cook]!! (Cook!)

[Fry]!! (Fry!)

[Fry]!! (Fry!)

Fresh delight!! (Delight!)

Fresh delight!! (Delight!)

I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!!! (oooh- oooh)

I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!!! (oooh- oooh)

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!

You know the name, don’t wear it out!!

You know the name, don’t wear it out!!

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!

1 EGGS!! 1 EGGS!!

I’ve earned this toque atop my crown!

I’ve earned this toque atop my crown!

Yet still… Slave at the stove…

Yet still… Slave at the stove…

So get in line

So get in line

Before you dine

Before you dine

And grab a steamin’ side

And grab a steamin’ side

Of getting pwned

Of getting pwned

My guests remain unsatisfied

My guests remain unsatisfied

Until you're flayed alive!!!

Until you're flayed alive!!!

So go and grow that appetite

So go and grow that appetite

And join your teammates for a bite!!!

And join your teammates for a bite!!!

“Guest kick, Guest punch!!!”

“Guest kick, Guest punch!!!”

Guess what?? CHEF’S CUT!!!!

Guess what?? CHEF’S CUT!!!!

“Chef’s kiss” what they’ll be saying

“Chef’s kiss” what they’ll be saying

About my next lunch!!

About my next lunch!!

Double-o7, you're getting cut up and flayed!!

Double-o7, you’re getting cut up and flayed!!

Gimme some Double-o-Lemons, I’ll make some Double-o-nade!!!!

Gimme some Double-o-Lemons, I’ll make some Double-o-nade!!!!

Oh Johnathan, your flukes have runneth dry

Oh Johnathan, your flukes have runneth dry

Your “goose is cooked?” NAH, your chicken’s fried!!!! (what???)

Your “goose is cooked?” NAH, your chicken’s fried!!!! (what???)

Step to the chef

Step to the chef

Best come to eat!!

Best come to eat!!

Pull up a seat!

Pull up a seat!

Bon appetit!!!!

Bon appetit!!!!